When you wake up in the morning:

You are up at dawn, you're awake and ready for a new day
You get up to watch cartoons and eat cereal that looks like candy
You drink herbal tea, eat a fruit salad for breakfast
You're already bored and need something to do to make it worth getting out of bed for
You kick the other person sharing your bed off the bed and tell him/her to make breakfast
It's not morning, it's past sunset and the moon is out and summoning you
Your supped up sound system hooked up to your alarm clock wakes you up and half the neighbourhood too
You're up early because it takes two hours to do your hair and makeup
You get up, have toast with jam, arrange some flowers and read a few pages of your romance novel
fuck getting up
You get up last minute, just enough to brush your teeth, wash your face, feed the cat before you're out the door


During the day you're dressed:

It's gotta be black, wide legged or flared pants, a comfy sweater depending on how I feel
whatever's pretty, maybe even schoolgirlish and comfortable
something exotic, flowy and form fitting, with just a bit of makeup
A brand new top, a designer skirt, your favourite and best boots, your daytime makeup consisting of neutral colours to give you the illusion of au naturel
The outfit you shoplifted at the mall over the weekend
Something with sleek lines, definitely form fitting, baring cleavage and nice shoes/boots
a black shirt, buckled tweed pants or a velvet skirt, eyeliner and dark lipstick (if you're up during the day)
A VNV Nation t-shirt, a sleek black leather jacket (ala Neo or Trinity), nylon canvas pants and platform shoes
Whatever you didn't toss up on the night before


When you're out for the night, you're dressed:

In a cute little dress that matches your sanrio purse
Whatever looks good on you, which is anything
Tight, trashy clothes, your cigarette, and a purse you borrowed from your best friend last year
Leather, PVC, whatever's tight and binding, and a riding crop to tie it all in
A ruffled poet shirt, a black minister's coat, brochade skirt/pants, and pointy toed buckled boots, and sunglasses even though it's night
Clean sleek outfit with UV reflective tape, steel bands, with rubber wire in your hair, metal plated platform boots
In the latest and classiest designer dress, your hair done up and your makeup to a tee
Something that would look like the person of your dreams would like.
Safety pins, mesh shirt, spiked hair, and a new piercing
Something furry and velvety, hair extensions, platform boots, clothing probably made by Lip Service


When you feel bad about something:

You write something cryptic about your mood in your web journal so people can e-mail you their sympathies
You cry and hug your stuffed Hello Kitty
You call your best friend to talk to her about it
You bear it and write in your paper diary
You go shopping and eat frozen yoghurt
You have sex with your best friends significant other
You work it out by giving yourself an extra hour at the gym
You lament the misgivings of the world to all your aquaintances at the club and claim no one understands you
You pump your speakers up to max and play your favourite electronic euro music loudly while you work
You buy something sweet like ice cream or chocolate and watch your favourite romantic comedy on T.V.
You tear up your room and punch a hole in the wall


When it comes to you, people Want to:

Hug you
hang out with you
make love to you
slap you
obey you
mock you
employ you
dress like you
only be friends with you
stay away from you


When faced with an emergency crisis what do you do:

Cry
Tell everyone you see what's going on.
you blame someone else
take charge, and bark orders until the crisis is averted
You contemplate the bleak state of humanity and the world
you rely on technology for the situation to be resolved
ignore the situation all together, you're more concerned with the run in your pantyhose
you take it personally, and bear the emotional burdens for a long time
Laugh
You defer the situation to someone who is better suited to handle it


What would you most likely be listening to?

the Clash
Malice Mizer
Siouxsie and the Banshees
Assemblage 23
The Spice Girls
Leonard Cohen
Marilyn Manson
Nine Inch Nails
Bella Morte
Tori Amos


What animated T.V. show can you relate to the most?

The Simpsons
Card Captor Sakura
The Power Puff Girls
Futurama
Daria
Invader Zim
South Park
Aeon Flux
Jem
Beavis and Butthead


What movie actress appeals to you the most?

Natalie Portman
Drew Barrymore
Carianne Moss
Winona Ryder
Lucy Liu
Penelope Cruz
Nicole Kidman
Helena Bonham Carter
Rose McGowan
Liv Tyler
whores, all of them


What's your cause?

anarchy!
all for the children
supporting your local bands
freedom of information
yourself
free Tibet
legalization of pot
freedom of sexuality
restoration of old buildings
support fine arts
animals


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