Thug life love

There’s something about the Niagara region Craigslist’s “Missed Connections” that always have a particular appeal. I just can’t put my finger on it…

At FoodLand. Your nose was bleeding. – m4w – 37 (Welland)
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Date: 2008-10-04, 11:35PM EDT

You are a stunning blond, about 4’2″ with a large forehead and receding hairline.

You wore a white baseball cap that said “Thug Life” on it in plastic diamonds, a BINGO 4 LIFE t-shirt and black pleather pants.

Your nose was bleeding and there was the cutest little bit of coke dusted on your upper lip.

You yelled “You ain’t got no pancake mix!” to the girl at the checkout, threw some candy bars at her and stormed out.

You looked like an angel.

Please…if you by some miracle of God read this message…please contact me. I’ve got all the pancake mix you need.

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